title: the man in the iron mask
year: 1998
rating: ★1/2
summary: fresh off the success of titanic, leonardo dicaprio decides to see exactly how fast he can make alexandre dumas turn in his grave. he lures jeremy irons, john malkovich, and gabriel byrne onto the set with a promise of an intensely dramatic interpretation of a newly-discovered shakesperean play. gerard depardieu, he lures with a pork chop. once he has his new toys in his dastardly playhouse, he forces them to act out a hideous farce, performing one horror after another.
also, something about the three musketeers and a man in an iron mask and twins or something.
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movies. Show all posts
27.6.10
retro movie flashback: the rocketeer (1991)
title: the rocketeer
year: 1991
rating: ★★ 1/2
summary: just before wwII, a dashing young pilot named cliff finds a jet pack-- a jet pack desired by many for various reasons. he uses the jet pack to become a bit of a local hero after saving a friend from a plane crash. however, his foxy girlfriend, jenny, doesn't see him as much of a hero. she's frustrated with his one-track piloty mind, which leads to much drama. also, nazis. and a blimp.
review: this movie came out around the same time that my family got cable. therefore, i watched this movie about a kajillion times when i was a kid. rewatching it, i was surprised to see how many actors i recognized. (locke from lost, jan levinson from the office, that one guy from that thing...)
the movie didn't hold up to the pure, unadulterated awesomeness that it held in my head, but it was still pretty entertaining. very melodramatic in a purposeful way-- clear-cut good versus evil, the sort you'd like to see from a 50's serial. plus, the costumes were pretty and i loved the old hollywood glamor. sigh! a good movie, for sure. not my absolute favorite, but i'm glad i got to see it again.
year: 1991
rating: ★★ 1/2
summary: just before wwII, a dashing young pilot named cliff finds a jet pack-- a jet pack desired by many for various reasons. he uses the jet pack to become a bit of a local hero after saving a friend from a plane crash. however, his foxy girlfriend, jenny, doesn't see him as much of a hero. she's frustrated with his one-track piloty mind, which leads to much drama. also, nazis. and a blimp.
review: this movie came out around the same time that my family got cable. therefore, i watched this movie about a kajillion times when i was a kid. rewatching it, i was surprised to see how many actors i recognized. (locke from lost, jan levinson from the office, that one guy from that thing...)
the movie didn't hold up to the pure, unadulterated awesomeness that it held in my head, but it was still pretty entertaining. very melodramatic in a purposeful way-- clear-cut good versus evil, the sort you'd like to see from a 50's serial. plus, the costumes were pretty and i loved the old hollywood glamor. sigh! a good movie, for sure. not my absolute favorite, but i'm glad i got to see it again.
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16.5.10
retro movie flashback: 10 things i hate about you (1999)
title: 10 things i hate about you
year: 1999
rating: ★★1/2
year: 1999
rating: ★★1/2
10.5.10
2.5.10
25.4.10
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